Kourtney Kardashian and Scott Disick Welcome Baby Girl!

Not even we can make fun of the Kardashians for this one:

Kourtney Kardashian and Scott Disick are the new parents of a baby girl, E! News confirms, as the former gave birth to Penelope Scotland Disick early this morning at Cedars-Sinai Medical Center in Los Angeles.

She weighed in at seven pounds, 14 ounces.

"Scott and I are overjoyed to welcome our precious angel Penelope Scotland Disick into our lives. We are forever blessed. Mommy and baby are resting comfortably," Kourtney said in a statement, while Kris Jenner has also already chimed in and said it was an "easy delivery."

Kardashian and Disick announced they were expecting in November. They are already parents to Mason Dash, 2, and don't really have plans to marry any time soon.

We send our congratulations to the couple and look forward to seeing Penelope on the cover of whatever tabloid pays Kourtney and Scott the most money.

UPDATE: Kim Kardashian has chimed in with a statement:

Welcome to the world, Penelope Scotland Disick! Kourtney gave birth to a beautiful baby daughter on Sunday and the whole family is so thrilled to finally meet her! She is absolutely perfect! I am so excited to be an aunt again and can't wait to spoil little Penelope. I know Mason is going to be the best big brother in the whole world.

Octomom to Release Dance Song; Mayans Proven Correct Early

Palm, meet forehead ... Octomom Nadya Suleman is about to make her musical debut, in the form of a hot new dance track to be released Wednesday, August 1.

Between the Octomom porn movie, her horror film role, the upcoming stripper gig, and the payday loan endorsement deal, her resume sure is growing.

And ridiculous. For whatever reason, Global Groove Entertainment signed her to a deal and already produced her debut single, "Get on the Dance Floor."

It will feature Octomom singing and rapping. Seriously.

Incredibly, the song is being produced by DJ Mr. Mig and Mike Rizzo, who have worked with acts such as Britney Spears, Usher, Beyonce and Taylor Swift.

You can thank her Home Alone porno too. Octomom "felt so liberated" after filming the self-pleasure video, she wanted to find more ways to express herself.

She's also got a boyfriend now in Frankie Grageda ... a 23-year-old bodybuilder. Yes, some guy out there is on the verge of having intercourse with Octomom.

Back to the song: Nadya Suleman allegedly took voice lessons, so you KNOW this will be a watershed moment in music history. Or at least worthy of a post on THG.

August 1 ... the Mayans were only off by six months.

Keeping Up With the Kardashians Recap: Khloe is Officially an Odom

On this week's episode of Keeping Up with the Kardashians, Khloe & Lamar celebrated a bittersweet return to L.A. Sweet because the family loves them.

Bitter because he got released by the Mavericks.

While Khloe and her hubby settle back into LA life, Scott Disick hops a plane to NYC for the opening of his new restaurant. Who would eat there?

Find out that and more in THG's +/- recap!

Kourtney Kardashian and Scott Disick welcomed a baby girl this morning in L.A.! Penelope! Congrats you too. Plus 200.

The whole family plans to go and support Scott in NYC! Plus only 10, because it's nice, but probably primarily just to keep tabs on the sketchball.

Khloe's not going, however. Plus 5.

Bruce, meanwhile, confesses, "I've been raising kids for 33 years ... It's toughest with the last two, Kendall and Kylie. Now that they're driving, I don't see them as much, they don't talk to me as much and that's tough on a dad." Sniff. Minus 15.

Flat tire alert! Dad to the rescue! Plus 10.

"I think it's weird that my dad put my car in the shop without even asking me," Kendall says, lamenting that she won't have a car for like days.

Just how Bruce drew it up. "This is kinda just like the old days," he says. "I can remember carpooling you kids to preschool!" Aww. Plus 5.

In NYC, Scott has to host some girl's Sweet 16 party (!?) and crashes an unrelated bachelorette party. Dude needs a chaperone. Minus 20.

Enter Rob Kardashian. Plus 5.

"Rob felt it was extremely necessary to come up with a code name," Scott says. "Anytime he says it, I need to check myself and realize I was about to do something a little outlandish." The code name: DOUCHE Red Eagle. Plus 5.

Scott took shots, started grinding on Rob, rapped a birthday song, and asked the birthday girl, 16, if she was ready to get her drink on. Red Eagle x 10! Minus 100.

Then Scott remembers he's about to be a father to a baby girl. Scary.

"There's a lot of things I need to change about myself, to be a great father, especially to a daughter, I want to work on those things now." Plus 70.

Kendall and Kylie, being non-idiots, wise up to Bruce's plan of trying to drive them around forever and confront their dad. Busted. Minus 15.

"Even though Kendall and I are teenagers, and kinda wanna do our own thing sometimes, it doesn't mean we love [you] any less," Kylie says. Plus 25.

Kim Kardashian and Kourtney Kardashian decide to confront their sister, telling Khloe she puts too much pressure on herself. Really ladies?

"You're officially an Odom," Kim adds. Ouch. It doesn't get more hilarious than receiving relationship advice from the unmarried, pregnant partner of Scott Disick and a twice-divorced girl whose union to Kris Humphries lasted 72 days. Minus 100.

"You two are calling me out?" Khloe incredulously says. "Kim, your system hasn't really worked and Kourtney, well you and your boyfriend don't even sleep in the same room anymore. So, I have to do what's best for me and my marriage." Plus 150.

Glam Slam: Get Mila Kunis’ Perfect Summer Style

I am guilty of constantly putting my hair into a ponytail during the summer, but seeing Mila Kunis at the premiere of her film “Ted” reminded me how there’s nothing more chic than a simple, straight ‘do. Here’s how you can achieve the same look.

WHO: Fekkai Stylist Adir Abergel

INSPIRATION: A modern, clean and sophisticated look. Adir was inspired by the clean lines of Mila’s dress.

HOW TO: Adir began by creating a defined middle part with a comb.

He then applied Fekkai Coiff Ironless Straightening Balm from the roots to the ends of wet hair.

Next, he dried the hair using a flat paddle brush. Once the hair was completely dry, he used a flat iron on the ends of the hair to give it a sleek and glossy finish.

Adir then applied a small amount of Fekkai Advanced Brilliant Glossing Cream to get rid of any fly-aways.

To give the look a little bit of height, he then backcombed the top of the hair.

Kim Kardashian says she still believes in love. And that's a good thing.

Kim Kardashian says she still believes in love. And that's a good thing.


Because a Kanye West insider claims this rapper is totally smitten with the personality-free reality star - and truly is thinking marriage!


“I really think this girl is the one, and Kanye may step his game up and put a ring on it," the Kanye source tells Hollywood Life.


This isn't the first time an anonymous mole has gushed over West's feelings and plans for Kardashian. Previous reports said Kanye even hopes to impregnante Kim in the near future. Shudder.


 “They’re bonded,” the Hollywood Life source concludes. “They’re just enjoying each other’s time, and he’s spoiling the sh-t out of her. He [lavishes] her with clothes and jewelry and sh-t, and he doesn’t even have to. He just wants her to feel appreciated and wants her to know how much he’s digging her.”

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