Keeping Up With the Kardashians Recap: Khloe is Officially an Odom

On this week's episode of Keeping Up with the Kardashians, Khloe & Lamar celebrated a bittersweet return to L.A. Sweet because the family loves them.

Bitter because he got released by the Mavericks.

While Khloe and her hubby settle back into LA life, Scott Disick hops a plane to NYC for the opening of his new restaurant. Who would eat there?

Find out that and more in THG's +/- recap!

Kourtney Kardashian and Scott Disick welcomed a baby girl this morning in L.A.! Penelope! Congrats you too. Plus 200.

The whole family plans to go and support Scott in NYC! Plus only 10, because it's nice, but probably primarily just to keep tabs on the sketchball.

Khloe's not going, however. Plus 5.

Bruce, meanwhile, confesses, "I've been raising kids for 33 years ... It's toughest with the last two, Kendall and Kylie. Now that they're driving, I don't see them as much, they don't talk to me as much and that's tough on a dad." Sniff. Minus 15.

Flat tire alert! Dad to the rescue! Plus 10.

"I think it's weird that my dad put my car in the shop without even asking me," Kendall says, lamenting that she won't have a car for like days.

Just how Bruce drew it up. "This is kinda just like the old days," he says. "I can remember carpooling you kids to preschool!" Aww. Plus 5.

In NYC, Scott has to host some girl's Sweet 16 party (!?) and crashes an unrelated bachelorette party. Dude needs a chaperone. Minus 20.

Enter Rob Kardashian. Plus 5.

"Rob felt it was extremely necessary to come up with a code name," Scott says. "Anytime he says it, I need to check myself and realize I was about to do something a little outlandish." The code name: DOUCHE Red Eagle. Plus 5.

Scott took shots, started grinding on Rob, rapped a birthday song, and asked the birthday girl, 16, if she was ready to get her drink on. Red Eagle x 10! Minus 100.

Then Scott remembers he's about to be a father to a baby girl. Scary.

"There's a lot of things I need to change about myself, to be a great father, especially to a daughter, I want to work on those things now." Plus 70.

Kendall and Kylie, being non-idiots, wise up to Bruce's plan of trying to drive them around forever and confront their dad. Busted. Minus 15.

"Even though Kendall and I are teenagers, and kinda wanna do our own thing sometimes, it doesn't mean we love [you] any less," Kylie says. Plus 25.

Kim Kardashian and Kourtney Kardashian decide to confront their sister, telling Khloe she puts too much pressure on herself. Really ladies?

"You're officially an Odom," Kim adds. Ouch. It doesn't get more hilarious than receiving relationship advice from the unmarried, pregnant partner of Scott Disick and a twice-divorced girl whose union to Kris Humphries lasted 72 days. Minus 100.

"You two are calling me out?" Khloe incredulously says. "Kim, your system hasn't really worked and Kourtney, well you and your boyfriend don't even sleep in the same room anymore. So, I have to do what's best for me and my marriage." Plus 150.